Monday, April 10, 2006

Commemorating The Date

From "Crazy Jihadin' Mo's Birthday":
"This week marks more than Tax Day for the US infidels. This Tuesday also marks Crazy Jihadin' 'Prophet' Mo's Birthday. This fine occasion is an official holiday not only here in the Islamic Republic of Malaysia, it's one in the rest of Dar al Islam as well. The fact that Mo and his kindred spirit Adolf, two homicidal psychopathic megalomaniacs cut from the same cloth, have birthdays only a fortnight apart in the same month is a supreme irony."
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I've given some thought as to what might be appropriate on this day. As part of the commemoration, we can all go out and purchase some henna for our hair. According to the above-pictured comic book Mohammed's Believe It or Else!, Mo died his hair red:
"Without a doubt I saw Allah's Prophet dyeing his hair with [henna] and that is why I like to dye my hair with it."
--Burkhari vol. I, no. 167
See also vol. IV, no. 747 and vol. VII, no. 785
That information got me to wondering if Ibrahim Hooper of CAIR uses a henna rinse. Only his hair dresser knows for sure, I guess.

From Pedestrian Infidel's The Anti-Jihadist, below are a few additional suggestions for celebrating the special event. Pick and choose as you see fit, or come up with your own ideas.
"10. Buy pork, eat pork
9. Post Mo's cartoons in some more places, online or elsewhere
8. Draw some new Mo cartoons, and share
7. Buy alcohol (Danish booze is a plus)
6. Buy the books of any counter-jihadist authors, like PI's own Mark Alexander
5. Read the Q'u'r'a'n and laugh
4. Send money to Jihadwatch
3. Convert a Muslim into a Christian
2. Go to church next Sunday
1. Put the Qurans at Borders on the bottom shelf"
[For information about the policy at Borders see this, this, and
this]
Honey Baked Ham Store, I'll be at your counter first thing in the morning!

Go ye forth and collect fatwas.

153 Comments:

At 4/10/2006 8:02 PM, Blogger nanc said...

celebrate - two koranlet papers for every outhouse! splurge and purge i always say! or was that purge and splurge...???

 
At 4/10/2006 8:02 PM, Blogger nanc said...

fatwaback and collard greens on every table!

 
At 4/10/2006 8:03 PM, Blogger nanc said...

mmmmm, bacon, our family's favorite vegetable!

 
At 4/10/2006 8:03 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
Bwahahahahaha!

 
At 4/10/2006 8:04 PM, Blogger nanc said...

pardon me, i've been saving up for this all day and i have to work tomorrow - gotta bring home some bacon!

 
At 4/10/2006 8:04 PM, Blogger nanc said...

chitterlins - all the protection any redblooded american needs!

 
At 4/10/2006 8:07 PM, Blogger nanc said...

you be coverin' stuff with burkhas, cover this you phony pedophilic prophetwannabe:

http://gregrob.ca/fig_photo/pi7_finger.jpg

 
At 4/10/2006 8:12 PM, Blogger nanc said...

and now a song for my friends:

"Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
muhammed go to the car and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well, a woman can't love a man more than that.
Ain't I always nice to your islamabads?
Don't I take them less than seriously?
So, sit here at my feet 'cos I like when you're submittin' to me,
And you know it ain't zactly nice to fight.

So, put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

 
At 4/10/2006 8:12 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
Sorry to have kept you waiting so long. Life intervened.

 
At 4/10/2006 8:14 PM, Blogger George Mason said...

Oh, these comments are solidly delicious. I wish I could have said some of them. Great going nanc.

As long as we are pissing on the prophet today, I have to share this one. I read that Ishaq's first bio of Mo, and I have never gotten rid of one image. It seems when ol' Mo' had peaked at his bloodiest between 622 and 632, he had also gotten quite fat. He was so fat that he had to have special armor, and he could not fight but for a few heads off. His buds would have to park panting Mo' to let him get his breath and stamina back.

Take that, superhero!

 
At 4/10/2006 8:17 PM, Blogger Elmer's Brother said...

I am gonna shoot for #3 because I think it's the most difficult.

 
At 4/10/2006 8:21 PM, Blogger nanc said...

dear G-d, Father of Yeshua, G-d of abraham, isaac and jacob (israel) - may we all appreciate the fatwas handed to us on this occasion of the perverted pedophile, muhammed's, date of expungement from his mother's womb!

 
At 4/10/2006 8:47 PM, Blogger MissingLink said...

Elmers,
In fact I believe all Muzzies are closet Christians, just waiting for the mullahs to go away.

Hug a dog for Mo!
He'd hate that!

PS.
So thoughtful of you AOW.
I bet a nasty fatwa's comin' your way.

 
At 4/10/2006 8:58 PM, Blogger George Mason said...

Happy Fatwa Day to all.

 
At 4/10/2006 9:08 PM, Blogger nanc said...

should somebody invite the resident muzzie? someone who is fearless, yet shall remain unnamed? someone who is so daring as to make the fates cry out for mercy?

well, okay, i'll do it...geez, you guys are too kind...i'm having a moment...i'm okay...no, you're not...

 
At 4/10/2006 9:19 PM, Blogger American Crusader said...

Plenty of great suggestions for how to celebrate Mohammed's birthday.

In Pakistan a celebration ended up in a stampede killing at least 30.

I doubt we can accomplish anything on that scale but a ham sandwich while ripping up a Koran sounds fun.

 
At 4/10/2006 9:32 PM, Blogger American Crusader said...

After I left here, I Googled Mohammed's birthday and found at least three different dates. April 10, June 4 and July 14 in Fiji. Plus one other site just said sometime in May.
You would think that they could at least settle on a date.

 
At 4/10/2006 9:59 PM, Blogger nanc said...

for anybody (f.j. in particular), make your vote here on whether southpark should depict muhammed in a future episode:

http://www.newshounds.us/2006/04/06/news_hound_poll_4_should_south_park_depict_mohammed.php

we don't watch southpark at our house, but believe highly in the right to free speech. and for those of you who don't keep up on cults, go here regularly (where i found the poll):

http://cultnews.net/

thank you and i will be signing autographs later at an unspecified location. now stop.

 
At 4/10/2006 10:02 PM, Blogger beakerkin said...

I think Anum will not be pleased with this at all. How do I get to the number one position on the links list.

Jason Pappas, Mr Beamish and Felis belong on that list.

How did Eyes all Around and Woman Honor thyself make the cut.

 
At 4/10/2006 10:11 PM, Blogger nanc said...

curious indeed, beak. who knows what makes the mind of a lunatic work? i've never known any who could tell me! nevermind, there was that one...

i almost never check my blogger profile, but since the person in question came one board - it has doubled in a month. what's with that? as a matter of fact, when i did go have a look see at it - i changed a couple of things.

having checked beamish' profile out because he was worried no one was looking at it - i noticed something i never noticed before. or maybe i just wasn't paying attention...

 
At 4/10/2006 10:12 PM, Blogger nanc said...

correction, "came ON board" not "one" - that is my peccadillo word.

 
At 4/10/2006 11:13 PM, Blogger beakerkin said...

Maybe Mr Beamish has to campaign on Anum's blog. That would be a riot and Anum would not understand the wit of our Presidential candidate of choice.

 
At 4/10/2006 11:38 PM, Blogger nanc said...

if perhaps fern shows up with his new avatar (provided he has the intestinal fortitude) and wants to know if it makes his butt look big, please tell him for me, "no, the avatar does not make your butt look big - it's your big old butt that makes your butt look big!"

goodnight everybody!

 
At 4/10/2006 11:40 PM, Blogger nanc said...

p.s. beak - beamish has figured out the anum deal. he has a very valid idea as to why anum will not visit him and it bears considering.

 
At 4/11/2006 12:19 AM, Blogger Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Muslims use a different calendar than civilized people, so Muhammad's birthday won't always fall on the same Gregorian calendar date.

 
At 4/11/2006 12:20 AM, Blogger Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Or on the same Jewish calendar day, for that matter.

 
At 4/11/2006 1:06 AM, Blogger MissingLink said...

BTW,
Would trashing of an electronic version of the Qura'n create an international crisis of some worthwhile proportions?

 
At 4/11/2006 1:39 AM, Blogger minuses said...

UK celebrates Mo`s buffday:

THE PO-FACED POLICE force of Greater Manchester, together with the Crown Prosecution Service and the vigorous support of teachers’ unions, have conspired to haul to court a boy of 10 on charges of racism. The judge looked at the allegations — essentially ones of name-calling, including “Paki” and “bin Laden”; he found them to be absurd, sent everybody home to reconsider the value of prosecuting at all and declared the case to be political correctness gone mad.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,6-2126683.html

 
At 4/11/2006 4:40 AM, Anonymous Ayatollah Khomeini said...

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Islam.

As you are all aware our beloved prophet was very fond of children. So why not celebrate his birthday by spending some time with your kids?

May I suggest you amuse them THIGHO, a halal replacement for LEGO.

Since the publication of the blasphemous cartoons, it has become the duty of every Muslim parent to prevent their children playing with the accursed Danish LEGO blocks (may Allah send his gremjinns into their factory so that they may be produced misshapen and fail to fit in to one another.)

Khomeini Childcare Enterprises has therefore launched a new amusing pastime for Dads and kids, to be marketed as THIGHO (known as Mufa’khathat in Arabic - but our publicity department said this wasn't catchy enough for the English-speaking market).

For reviews of THIGHO see

http://islamstrueface.blogspot.com/2005/07/more-on-pedopheliaand-thighing.html

http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/archives/009590.php

http://www.homa.org/Details.asp?ContentID=2137352826&TOCID=2083225445

http://www.coranix.com/beastycult.htm

THIGHO familiarises children with how things fit together. Our beloved Prophet Mohammed (pbuh - Priapic Babysitter with Unusual Habits) played THIGHO with Ayesha when she was aged between 6 to 9.

But beware, if you let your children play with the damnable Kaffir LEGO, they could construct abominations like this...
http://fbcgalt.org/legochurch.htm

Mufa’khathat makes for happy Muslim families

- Allahu Akhbar
Ayatollah Khomeini
CEO Khomeini Childcare

 
At 4/11/2006 6:54 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

31 killed in Pak stampede

KARACHI, Apr 9: At least 31 women and children were killed and more than 50 others injured in a stampede during an Islamic religious festival here today, police said.

Police officials feared the casualty list was likely to rise but refused to speculate.

"At the moment, we are receiving news of injured being brought to various hospitals in critical condition. But at the moment we can confirm that 31 — 23 women and eight children —have been killed in the stampede while the initial injured list is 50," a police spokesman said.

The festival to mark the birthday of Prophet Mohammad turned deadly on the congested exit of the campus where it was being held.

The stampede started when a boy fell on the exit and his mother tried to pick him and save him from being crushed to death, eyewitnesses said.

The site of the ceremony gives a horrifying look with shoes of the women and children scattered all over the exit.

The programme was being attended by nearly 10,000 people, mostly women and children.

Police said seven dead were brought to Jinnah Hospital while others were brought to Liaquat National hospital. (PTI)


Mostly women and children, huh? I wonder if that dishonored the prophet?

 
At 4/11/2006 7:03 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Ayatollah has left a link from The Truth about Islam: A Former Muslim Speaks with this link about pedophilia.

Some satiric information can be also be found at The Ultimate Insult.

Explore some interesting details about MTP in honor of his special day. Or what might be his special day--those calendar differences, you know.

 
At 4/11/2006 7:17 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

From the link which Minuses left...

The Times
April 10, 2006
Ya, boo to the PC playground


...Such brattish behaviour does, of course, deserve our attention, be it a quiet word, a loud rebuke or — a personal favourite — a hefty dose of ridicule. But to invoke the full might of the law is not only counter-productive, it is dangerous. If children learn that they are to be more strictly punished for teasing the brown boy than for teasing the spotty white boy, we won’t have to worry about racism. That will follow right behind, all of its own accord.

Actually, in addition to his henna-hair, MTP might have been white:

"Narrated Ismasil bin Abi Khalid: I heard Abu Juhaifa saying, 'I saw the Prophet and Al-Hasan bin Ali resembled him.' I said to Abu Juhaifa, 'Describe him for me.' He siad, 'He was white...'"
--Burkhari vol. IV, no. 744

Another other Hadith passage refer to MTP's white armpits: "The whiteness of his armpits became visible." (Burkhari vol. II, no. 141)

I tell you, folks, that the comic book is a wealth of interesting information!

 
At 4/11/2006 7:24 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Missing Link,
Hug a dog for Mo!
He'd hate that!


Good idea! I have cats, but my neighbors have dogs. I'll pay them a special visit today.

PS.
So thoughtful of you AOW.
I bet a nasty fatwa's comin' your way.


Ah, well. It's happened before. LOL.

Yesterday, I told the gay fellow at my local video store about the significance of the date. He knows what Islam says about his lifestyle. He wanted to put up a cartoon poster, but management wouldn't let him.

 
At 4/11/2006 7:26 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Beak,
Maybe Mr Beamish has to campaign on Anum's blog.

What an excellent idea!

 
At 4/11/2006 7:44 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
I voted in the poll you mentioned.

Right now, the vote is 84% in favor of showing the cartoon(s).

 
At 4/11/2006 8:38 AM, Blogger friendlysaviour said...

Thanks for the song, nanc!
I will walk anti-clocwise around the local mosq and scattering a thin invisible trail of dog and cat hair.
No angels gonna visit the willywonka-lie factory today then.

 
At 4/11/2006 9:32 AM, Blogger Brooke said...

I've got three dogs. Two of them are Danes! HAHAHAHA!!! If I give them a hug, do I get extra points?

And who could resist pork and booze?

 
At 4/11/2006 9:33 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Brooke,
Yes, extra points for Danes!

 
At 4/11/2006 9:34 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

BLD,
Have at it. Dog hair, everywhere.

 
At 4/11/2006 10:03 AM, Blogger Iran Watch said...

I know that Muslims use a different calendar than the rest of the world, but I still don't see why there are so many different dates for Mohammed's birthday. Their calendar should agree on what that date is. Anyways, I would much rather celebrate the day of his death...June 8, 632

 
At 4/11/2006 10:04 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Beak,
How did Eyes all Around and Woman Honor thyself make the cut.

I suspect that Anum doesn't know the origin of the name "Eyes All Around." Ezekiel, I think.

Maybe WHT's signature name confused Anum: "Angel." Not the same angel that MTP saw, of course. If angel he did see. Hehehe. I suspect that he saw something else.

 
At 4/11/2006 10:08 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Iran Watch,
Their calendar should agree on what that date is.

They can't agree on lots of things.

Anyways, I would much rather celebrate the day of his death...June 8, 632

Ooh! What an excellent idea! I just marked my calendar.

Interesting, though, that this year's celebration falls during one of the holiest weeks of the Christian calendar.

 
At 4/11/2006 10:09 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Missing Link,
Any trashing works for me.

 
At 4/11/2006 10:09 AM, Blogger Anum Mahktar said...

It is so good to see all my friends celebrating the birth of a the Prophet. You of course a welcome to come and pray at any mosque. The doors will be open to all of you if it is so desire.

 
At 4/11/2006 10:19 AM, Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

Anum--actually, I was planning on infiltrating locally by taking Arabic lessons at a participating local mosque. That would be quite interesting, don't you think, me with full knowledge of Arabic? "All the better to eat you with", says the Big Bad Infidel Wolf. As for Mo's big birthday celebration, I'll check NAMBLA's (North American Man Boy Love Association) web site and see what they have prepared to honor The Pervert (peace be not upon him).

 
At 4/11/2006 10:25 AM, Blogger American Crusader said...

Not in Fiji AOW...this year it will be celebrated in July.

 
At 4/11/2006 10:45 AM, Blogger Cubed © said...

"It is so good to see all my friends celebrating the birth of a the Prophet."

Join the party, Anum!

 
At 4/11/2006 11:09 AM, Anonymous Ayatollah Khomeini said...

Always On Watch said... Interesting, though, that this year's celebration falls during one of the holiest weeks of the Christian calendar.

WOE UNTO YOU INFIDEL SONS OF PIGS AND MONKEYS FOR HOLDING YOUR REPULSIVE FESTIVAL AT THIS HOLY TIME OF YEAR!!!

So Kuffar, your 'Christian' festival of Easter is approaching. A festival governed by the phases of the moon, which as any Muslim will tell you, is a sure sign of Pagan origin.

This 'Easter' is yet another of your offensive Kaffir customs (Allah's maledictions be upon them all) which is designed for the sole purpose of making Muslim children feel excluded from festivities. Festivities in this case involving the disgustingly gluttonous consumption of chocolate (I pray that the Mujahideen may mix ricin with the cacao beans)

In the name of diversity we demand that all public recognition of Easter ceases forthwith, and may Allah punish those who continue to celebrate it.

May he send killer bees to infest their Easter Bonnets. May He melt their Easter eggs and chill their hot cross buns. May he smite their Easter bunnies with myxomatosis and lay waste their chicks with bird flu, and may all their flower arrangements wilt.

Best regards
Ayatollah Khomeini
Khomeini Animal Husbandry - Specialists in Sheep Dipping

 
At 4/11/2006 11:19 AM, Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

Ha! Muslims speaking of "pagan origins" in religion! Ahh, the beauty of it all.

 
At 4/11/2006 11:27 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Anum mentioned us as "friends."

According to Qur’an 4:101, The unbelievers (non-Muslims) are your inveterate foe.

And there's also something about not taking friends among the infidels (That last would be most of us, I think).

 
At 4/11/2006 11:28 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Ayatollah,
May he send killer bees to infest their Easter Bonnets.

Might that be something like "May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose"?

 
At 4/11/2006 11:29 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Pim's Ghost has the right idea about infiltrating the mosques. Of course, an understanding of Arabic will ferret out what's really being said.

 
At 4/11/2006 12:01 PM, Blogger Jason_Pappas said...

It looks like Anum's friends are celebrating the Big Mo's birth in a manner Mo would understand. Not a pretty religion!

 
At 4/11/2006 12:41 PM, Blogger beakerkin said...

Anum

Do not hold your breath waiting for us to vist.

When are you going to visit Mr Beamish ?

 
At 4/11/2006 1:20 PM, Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

Soooo AOW ya had ham n bourbon for breakfast eh?..lol

 
At 4/11/2006 1:23 PM, Blogger American Crusader said...

AOW..if you have a chance visit, I think I have unlocked some of anums lies.

 
At 4/11/2006 1:31 PM, Blogger beakerkin said...

In honor of the Prophets birthday
Mr Beamish on Broadway ramkes the classic Musical the Music Man into the Muslim Man. From the top ...
&2 virgints in hit parade..

 
At 4/11/2006 1:31 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

I hate to bust in on racist hysteria when it's purring along so smoothly, but the original posters comment that Hitler and Muhammad's birthday are 10 days apart got me asking, "Who shares the very same birthday as Hitler?"

And you know what I found: Sambo Colin Powell does. Some call him Colin Cancer Powell. Others call him a House Slave. But I prefer "Sambo".

Regardless of what you call him, he and Hitler are birthday buddies!

Now, prattle on with your xenophoblic bile. After all, when you've got nothing to read in the papers aside from your little gods like Mafia Don, Sambo Rice, Dick "I Got 5 on It" Cheney getting their asses kicked, racist prattle is a safe refuge from the truth, the facts, and the news.

 
At 4/11/2006 1:32 PM, Blogger Mr. Ducky said...

Infiltrate the mosques? Congratulations, Jason, you realize that security is so crappy under Bush's Homeland Security moneypit that some freelancer learning Arabic can be more effective.

 
At 4/11/2006 1:46 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

WHT,
I did indeed have ham for breakfast--Honey Baked.

 
At 4/11/2006 1:54 PM, Anonymous Ayatollah Khomeini said...

Thank you John Brown for revealing the racist nature of this blog. The Muslim race has long been persecuted by vicious members of the Hindu and Buddhist races, resulting in millions of deaths.

Now we are coming under attack from the American and and Jewish races (Praise Be Upon Hitler).

Islam is genetically determined, it's in our DNA, there's nothing we can do about it - apart from ceasing to marry our cousins, which would be against Allah's will.

Ayatollah Khomeini
Innocent inbred victim of colonialist oppression

 
At 4/11/2006 1:57 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

Looks like a group of people as racist as those who contribute to this blog were busy, busy, busy weekend killing children, destroying property, and the like.

Apartheid Israel Jackboots Murder the Innocent

A Palestinian girl was killed Monday and more than a dozen of her family members were wounded, several of them children, when an Israeli artillery shell fired in response to rocket firings by militants crashed into a house in Beit Lahiya in the northern Gaza Strip, witnesses and hospital officials said.

 
At 4/11/2006 2:14 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

I'm surprised that on the anniversary of Uncle Sam's attempts to overthrow and kill Comrade Chavez and in the wake of the massive anti-racist protests yesterday, you haven't polluted the internet with racist bile directed at Latinos.

Get with the program, fellas and fellaettes!

 
At 4/11/2006 2:19 PM, Blogger beakerkin said...

Lets see if we can spot the crayons
from John Brownstain. There is no Moooooooslim race and no doubt this idiot calling himself Khomeni is one of your idiot aliases. Get a life and some readers.

Ducky when are you going to convert
as Marx is dead. You stand a better chance of destroying civilization as a Muslimthen as a Marxists, so what is a few beheadings between friends.

 
At 4/11/2006 2:21 PM, Blogger Mr. Ducky said...

John Brown, where tdo you find your news, dupedantisemite.com?

If you want to attack this crew on the issue of childrens death why not ask them to investigate the BBC reportage(our "liberal" media doesn't carry it) on the 30% rise in child mortality in Basra. remember, this is a relatively quiet city. You can combine it with the recent reports that Bechtel-Parsons just walked away from its contract to construct clinics with only 15% finished (I'm sure they kept all the swag).

Now there is a shortage of simply things like IVs and children are dying.

I don't know how much Bechtel-Parsons pocketed on this deal but it's big and if you do your homework you can slap these folks down when they start on about Kofi Anan's son pocketing a few grand in the huge oil for food scandal. In fact you could point out the recent Australian government report on its own agriculture department skimming millions.

If you are truly a progressive(I doubt it) then you have to uphold the traditions of quality trolling and expose their complete shallowness before starting the insults.

Don't make me warn you again. I actually like some of these people even though they have defective thought processes but you are getting me steamed.

 
At 4/11/2006 2:27 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

Marx may be dead, but Marxism is alive and well, Beak. In fact, Marx explained pretty well in volume 3 of Capital why the dollar is headed for a fall. Perhaps someday I'll teach it to you.

His ideas sure as hell aren't espoused by any part of the Dictatorship of the Rich that runs the government here on Sam's plantation.

And why would I need an alias to rebut your silliness? Going after a bunch of racist half-wits with the ammunition provided to me daily in the newspapers is all I need. As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between a hocus-pocus spouting Muslim, a hocus-pocus spouting Jew, and a hocus-pocus spouting Christian is the type of smoke blown up the ass of anyone who looks at the world materially.

 
At 4/11/2006 2:30 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

I haven't read all the comments here, but want to leave the following from this source:

Dr. Ahmad Al-Baghdadi, a reformist Kuwaiti intellectual and political science lecturer at Kuwait University, argues that the Muslims themselves - not bin Laden - are responsible for the rising hatred against them around the world. He says that Muslims living in the West have failed to repay the kindness of the countries that accepted them, and instead have followed the lead of the Muslim clerics and threatened to attack these countries from within. He adds that Muslims in the West must declare that they accept Western values and sever their ties with Muslims in the East, and with the religious clerics.

The above is the abstract; more at the link.

Back to working on grades now.

 
At 4/11/2006 2:58 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

Ducky,

I pulled the text from the Chicago Tribune. But it hardly takes Encyclopedia Brown to find reliable accounts of Apartheid Israel's little Jackbooted land thieves killing Palestinian children. It usually happens a few times a week.

You're a 'progressive' Democrat, which means that you support one of the most violent and racist institutions in the world. It means you support the same policies of ethnic cleansing and land theft in Palestine that the rest of the racist wackos commenting here support.

It means you supported the brutal sanctions forced on the Iraqi people for the entire duration of CrimeBill Clinton's presidency, which resulted in far more deaths than the current regime.

It means you support racist politicians who refused to attend committee hearings on New Orleans, who turn a blind eye to police brutality, who are full-boar in favor of the death penalty and the racist drug war.

We approach things from a different perspective. You're consumed with the hope of convincing these people that they're wrong. You hold out hope that they'll listen to reason.

That's how I feel about people like yourself. At some point, you may reject the Democratic party. But first you need to learn what a racist, oppressive institution it is.

Racists like Lou Dobbs and Censorman are serious. They're the effect of a massive xenophobic propaganda campaign and are fully indoctrinated with an unwavering belief in the virtues of Uncle Sam.

And like the government of Uncle Sam, there's no negotiating with these sorts of people. They're out for blood. They don't care about democracy, or democratic institutions. They're about killing brown people.

Your desire to reason with them presumes that you accept this racism and move past it to discuss other matters... a mindset consistent with that of a Democrat.

 
At 4/11/2006 3:01 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

AoW,

When the little Sepoy you quote talks about the "kindness" of others, does he mean the concentration camp at Guantanamo Bay? What about the rape rooms at Bagram?

Does he mean the occupation of Arab lands by Crusading Christian Zealots?

 
At 4/11/2006 3:03 PM, Blogger beakerkin said...

John

Marx is finished caput and discredited. If you wish you can go
to Cuba and see the mess first hand. Even the Chinese ditched Marx
but if you want to fight western civ join the Jihad just cary a GPS so the smart bomb will take you out.

 
At 4/11/2006 3:11 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

Sure thing, Beak.

When you're burning your worthless dollars for kindling in a few years, remind yourself of how dead Marx is.

When Comrade Hugo shuts off the spigot in solidarity with other poor and oppressed people, remind yourself of how dead Marx is.

When the workers at Delphi go out on strike and bring GM to its knees, remember how dead Marx is.

When immigrants go on strike and Vanilla Sam has to find its own food, remember how dead Marx is.

 
At 4/11/2006 3:56 PM, Blogger Mr. Ducky said...

Beak, please don't feed the trolls. Let me remind you that Marx was first an foremost an analysis of capitalism and its structural problems.

Schumpeter considered Marx about the only early economist worth rebutting and if someone of that level took Marx seriously then it behooves you to stop being a dope and understand what Marx said in that analysis.

You conflate communism with marxism and that is not the correct approach. It's true that the dictatorship of the proletariat was a bad attempt at resolving the issues of laissez faire and the structural problems still exist and you see attempts at solutions forming in South America. You see China completely unable to deal with rural poverty. etc.

Time to get educated, Beak. People are getting a little tired of listening to you schmucks offering them a cheap 3 pack of Walmart briefs when they want affordable health care which you aren't delivering.

 
At 4/11/2006 4:01 PM, Blogger beakerkin said...

Hugo can not turn off the spigot because he needs the Capital. As far as the imigrants go they still flee Marxism to come here.

Marx is dead and you are a fool.

How many failures do you need ? If it were up to me I would drop you right in with the CPT teams. A beheading would improve your IQ.
A low IQ and a Marxist pedigree did not save Tom Fox.

 
At 4/11/2006 4:09 PM, Blogger Mr. Ducky said...

Tom Fox? What the hell does that have to do with Marxist economics you dolt.

You are so busy hating muslims that you can't get your nose out of stuff like Ba't Shit and you spend your life as a kahanist couch potato.

Kinda sad. A minds a terrible thing to waste.

 
At 4/11/2006 4:23 PM, Blogger beakerkin said...

Ducky the members of CPT are all Commies and anarchists. Marxism is a spent force and is a failure in practical applications.

A beheading of John Brown would do wonders for his IQ.

It would be nice if you spent the time to read authors you critique.
It is simple pick up the book and read. Bat Yeor has advanced degrees from Swiss Universities and she lived under Islam. Fred Issac also lived under Islam and would tend to know a tad more then poultry.

Anum can you send a head chopping crew to John Brown's . He never uses it anyway .

 
At 4/11/2006 4:28 PM, Blogger Iran Watch said...

Just checking in to see how everybody is celebrated Mohammed's birthday. I see that ducky and beak aren't getting into the celebration. Oh well, I'm going to eat a ham sandwich.

 
At 4/11/2006 4:32 PM, Anonymous Ayatollah Khomeini said...

Woe unto you Christian scum, sons of wombats and marmosets, you who would dare to mock the birthday of the most perfect of men. Beware the consequences for the birthday celebrations of your own prophet.

I refer to the revolting display known as 'Christmas', where strangely attired men in red costume sit children upon their laps and groom them for mufa’khathat by asking what presents they would like to receive. These presents often include the unspeakable plastic blocks manufactured by the Danes (may Allah make the horns on their helmets grow inwards).

But the greatest among the many abominations associated with this orgy of lust and drunkeness, is the display of a winged idol being sodomised by the top branch of an illuminated tree (even Allah's apostle himself never had conjugal relations with vegetation).

I intend to ensure that next December none of these obscene trees will be displayed in public places in those parts of Dar al-Harb known to Muslims as PeeCeestan.

I have thus founded the Muslim Association of Dendrophobes (MAD) to campaign against display of these unseemly Kaffir idols.


Ayatollah Khomeini
Dendrophobia and Islamophobia victim support specialist

 
At 4/11/2006 4:34 PM, Blogger Iran Watch said...

One observation: from John Brown "When Comrade Hugo shuts off the spigot in solidarity with other poor and oppressed people, remind yourself of how dead Marx is."

I'm not sure how that would prove that Marxism still has a heartbeat but I don't think we have troops stationed throughout the Middle East to allow the spigots being turned off. Plus, they would be hurting their economy just as much, if not more. Iran doesn't even have the refineries needed to run their economy.

 
At 4/11/2006 4:44 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

Just because Comrade Hugo shuts off the spigot for Uncle Sam does not mean he would do the same for countries not intent on attacking his allies.

 
At 4/11/2006 4:46 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

And it won't matter, anyway, when the dollar is reduced to worthlessness because Uncle Sam has $40,000,000,000,000 in debt.

 
At 4/11/2006 5:02 PM, Blogger Mr. Ducky said...

Dear, dear Iran Watch, try to reason. Venezuela "shuts off the spigot" by nationalizing. No more money to Exxon Mobil and they get all angry and tell Bush to dispatch troops.

Then you get a bunch of kids stuck in places around the world getting limbs blown off singing the "freedom isn't free" indoctrination ditty. It isn't pretty and it's the responsibility of people like yourself.

 
At 4/11/2006 5:05 PM, Blogger nanc said...

plucky said,

"Don't make me warn you again. I actually like some of these people even though they have defective thought processes but you are getting me steamed."

hmmmm, steamed duck...

 
At 4/11/2006 5:07 PM, Anonymous Ayatollah Khomeini said...

The dollar will indeed be suitable only for anal cleansing once the mighty Euro becomes the international currency. The growing Muslim population of Europe is a great force for political stability, prosperity, industriousness and economic advancement.

Vive la France ! Vive la Euro !

- Ayatollah Khomeini
Parisian Youth Worker

 
At 4/11/2006 5:22 PM, Blogger Freedomnow said...

Ducky,

This is what will happen if Venezuela cuts off the spigot. The price of oil goes up. The US shops elsewhere and Venezuela goes broke.

Chavez is no longer able to change the laws to stay in power and his government collapses.

The new government resumes selling oil to the US and thats that.

All this sensationalism is pure B.S. You are just puppets for Chavez.

Congrats.

 
At 4/11/2006 5:38 PM, Blogger nanc said...

fern said,

"Chavez is no longer able to change the laws to stay in power and his government collapses."

i guess there's no where to go but up from there!

 
At 4/11/2006 6:34 PM, Blogger MissingLink said...

In fact you could point out the recent Australian government report on its own agriculture department skimming millions.

Incorect.
It was the UN with Sadam's private transport company (set up in Jordan) getting the perks.
Aussie Wheat board (a private company) ignored the above fact.
As all companies dealing with the UN do in order to get contracts.
Business will always try to get the deal.
IN fact no matter who would get the contract the same people would still get the "transport" deal.

This is how the UN operates.

Australian Department of
Agriculture Fisheries and Forestry or the PM's office had nothing to do with this deal.
Solution - disband the UN.
At least then the sweetheart deals would be lower (no middle man).

 
At 4/11/2006 6:36 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Duck,
I actually like some of these people even though they have defective thought processes but you are getting me steamed.

Well! There's a back-handed compliment and a surprise as well.

 
At 4/11/2006 6:40 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Ayatollah,
The growing Muslim population of Europe is a great force for political stability, prosperity, industriousness and economic advancement.

There's a bit of acerbic satire.

 
At 4/11/2006 6:46 PM, Blogger nanc said...

that ayatollah is a regular comedian...

i may have a surprise when i come back later - maybe si - maybe no!

 
At 4/11/2006 6:50 PM, Anonymous Ayatollah Khomeini said...

A PRESENT FOR THE BIRTHDAY BOY

Every year we poor Muslim victims of poverty and oppression scrape a few million petrodollars together to buy our Prophet an international status symbol for his birthday.


Previous purchases include ...
- The Ummanited Nations
- The BBC (henceforth known as the DBC)
- The Eurabian Union
- Yale University
- The Prince Charles(pbuh) Media Circus
- Oxford University
- Paris
- The New York Times
- The Church of England
- The US Supreme Court

This year we have bought a controlling influence (nudge, nudge, know what I mean!) in FIFA - the governing organisation for the world's most popular and lucrative sport
Read all about it at
http://justifythis.blogspot.com/2006/04/fifas-selective-criticism.html


Any ideas for next year's present?


- Ayatollah Khomeini
Football Legend

 
At 4/11/2006 6:50 PM, Blogger beakerkin said...

Aymoron

France and worker should never be used in the same sentence. France's economy is crumbling and most of Europe is going the same route. Paying people not to work may sound like Jiyzah to you but it tanks the economy of the host country.

 
At 4/11/2006 7:00 PM, Anonymous themerrywidow said...

Whoa Nellie! How come I miss the good ones? Do they hover overhead with antenna listening, always listening? Or do they just not have a life? I'm glad I do! How about barbequed babybacks to celebrate? Just think we can do this again soon.

tmw

 
At 4/11/2006 7:02 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
I love surprises!

 
At 4/11/2006 7:09 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Ayatollah,
How many honoraries do you hold? Every signature brings a new qualification. Hehehe.

 
At 4/11/2006 7:12 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Merry Widow,
Barbecued ribs work well.

Do this again? MTP's death date is June 8, on some calendars, anyway. MTP will have been gone for 1374 years, I think.

 
At 4/11/2006 7:46 PM, Anonymous Ayatollah Khomeini said...

Q: What's the first thing you ask a new convert to Islam so you know he's sincere?

A: Have you started beating your wife?


Q: How do you define a well balanced Muslim?

A: A person with a chip on each shoulder.


Q: What's the differnce between a pot of yoghourt and Dar al Islam?

A: A pot of yoghourt has a living culture.

- Ayatollah Khomeini Ph.D.
'Islamic Inventions that changed the world'
and
Guiness Book of Records Holder for World's Shortest Thesis

 
At 4/11/2006 8:20 PM, Blogger The Anti-Jihadist said...

So much response to my Mo birthday party post! Moonbats, jihadists and leftists are out in force in response! I am over-freakin'-whelmed here in my third world homeland, humbled, I gotta tell you. Even when the ranting got to things totally unrelated to my original post (like Venenzuala, for example), that's still the mark of a great discussion. Right?

 
At 4/11/2006 8:39 PM, Blogger nanc said...

Mo-busters!

If there's something strange
In the neighborhood
Well who ya gonna call?
Mo-busters

If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Well man who can ya call
Mo-busters

Who, I ain't afraid of no Mo
Who, I ain't afraid of no Mo

If you see a dull knife
Comin' at your neck
Well who ya gonna call
Mo-busters

An invisible man
is under your bed
Now who can you call
Mo-busters

Who, I ain't afraid of no Mo
NO Who, I ain't afraid of Mo

If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call...
Mo-busters

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

You fatwa dopes and freaky Mo's
Now, who ya gonna call...
Mo-busters

Who ya gonna call...
Mo-busters (x4)

BUSTED!

 
At 4/11/2006 8:41 PM, Blogger nanc said...

you're killin' me ayatollah - you're really killin' me...

 
At 4/11/2006 9:24 PM, Blogger nanc said...

don't forget your passover story at madze's, mama z left a message to all also:

http://www.madzionist.blogspot.com/

 
At 4/11/2006 10:07 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Anti-Jihadist,
We get off on tangents here. But it IS quite the response. As you said, the mark of a great discussion.

Nanc was primed for it. I'm still chuckling over her witty, early comment: fatwaback and collard greens on every table!

 
At 4/11/2006 10:08 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
You've got the fern avatar??? What's going on?

 
At 4/11/2006 10:09 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
Mo busters!???

Bwahahahaha! I'm singing it now.

Bwahahahaha!

 
At 4/11/2006 10:11 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Ayatollah,
How do you come up with all your material?

 
At 4/11/2006 10:13 PM, Blogger nanc said...

you okay aow?

 
At 4/11/2006 10:15 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
Yeah. I'm okay. But all the cats are looking at me to see if I've finally snapped once and for all.

Mo Busters! Bwahahahaha!

 
At 4/11/2006 10:15 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Still laughing!

 
At 4/11/2006 10:18 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Here's some good news...The last derelict vehicle is rolling out from our back yard right now. Another cause for celebration!

 
At 4/11/2006 10:20 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
I'm going to have to post your little ditty over at The Ultimate Insult.

 
At 4/11/2006 10:24 PM, Blogger nanc said...

you go right on ahead as we say here in the south. it wasn't my idea - it was a G-d of abraham kind of thing. and there was something in it about collecting fatwas - i cannot be sure, but something about laying your life down for the Truth. you know what i'm talking about...

 
At 4/11/2006 10:27 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
Thanks. I'll have to get to it tomorrow. Time to turn in now. Besides, I'm getting blurred vision from staring at the computer monitor. I've been blogging or recording grades on the computer all day long.

 
At 4/11/2006 10:28 PM, Blogger nanc said...

the last time my cats looked at me was when i went at them with a skewer. catkabobs - mmmmm...

 
At 4/11/2006 10:29 PM, Blogger nanc said...

p.s. laughter IS the best medicine and i've heard burns upwards of 200 calories for every hour you're rolling on the floor! i ought to be disappearing here before long!

 
At 4/12/2006 12:12 AM, Blogger Cubed © said...

I have just gotten back from one of the longest days in my life, and I can't tell you all how much I've enjoyed reading all the comments! There is so much TALENT in the group - I sure hope some of this makes it over to TUI!

Ayatollah, do you earn your living writing satire of the subtle sort? OMG, what a great way to let the tension drain off!

Thank you!

Next year, let's all have party favors - you know, the little crackers that you pull and they go "pop" - but they could be formed into kuttke suicide bomber belts...

I think we definitely ought to celebrate Mo's death. June, you say?

I'll be there!

 
At 4/12/2006 12:13 AM, Blogger Cubed © said...

"...little suicide belts," of course...

 
At 4/12/2006 1:58 AM, Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

AOW--I sent you a Mo birthday mail present. I hope you like it! (heeheehee).

Crusader--do share!

Ducky--get your own blog yet? I won't hold my breath.

 
At 4/12/2006 4:05 AM, Anonymous Ayatollah Khomeini said...

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Islam,

What a great party this has been.

The Prophet so loved birthday parties. Check out the following link which has a charming picture of the Prophet with his childhood sweetheart, Ayesha.

He's about to give her a present for her ninth birthday!

http://www.westernresistance.com/blog/archives/001570.html

Allahu Akhbar

- Ayatollah Khomeini
Child Protection Officer

 
At 4/12/2006 7:56 AM, Anonymous the merry widow said...

nanc-You should get a group and record! What a hoot!1
AoW- Congrats on the progress! Maybe you should start an "Empty Yard" support group!June 8th sounds like a great holiday to celebrate! Hopefully the ayatollah can bring us other gems of historical significance? It is a beautiful way to "sniff" celebrate!

tmw

 
At 4/12/2006 8:39 AM, Anonymous Ayatollah Khomeini said...

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Islam,

Good news! We have put our petrodollars together and bought some more birthday presents for our dear Prophet (pbuh).

As part of the recently launched global campaign for servility - sorry I meant civility - towards Islam, we have purchased the copyrights on all European languages. We haven't yet got control of the Queen's English but we do have full rights to Prince Charles'(pbuh) English, which will have to do for the moment.

I have been unable to work out the full cost of these purchases as my faith forbids me to touch the 'plus' sign on a calculator. However I can tell you that the Academie Francaise alone cost $24.95.

We shall reform all these languages to make them more civil, with the exception of Danish, which will be abolished in favor of Welsh (note to Archbishop of Wales and staff of Y Llan - servility has its rewards!).

It will become ungrammatical to use words with the roots 'Islam' and 'terror' in the same sentence. Terrorists will be known as 'Youths psychologically damaged by Zionism', bomb-belts will be known as 'body-warmers' and ricin as 'pixie-dust'.

For more details of these changes visit http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/archives/010968.php

Earlier AOW asked how do I come up with my material. I'm actually divinely inspired by Allah's three daughters: al-Lat, al-Uzza and Manat. They appeared to me in a dream saying 'Why can't these Muzzies lighten up a bit and laugh at themselves like the Jooooz do?'

And yes, I know you're all wondering, what did Allah's daughters look like?

Well, they were stark naked with big boobs and clits like eggs.

Allahu Akhbar

- Ayatollah Khomeini
Disqualified veterinarian

 
At 4/12/2006 8:46 AM, Blogger nanc said...

cubed said,

"Next year, let's all have party favors - you know, the little crackers that you pull and they go "pop" - but they could be formed into kuttke suicide bomber belts..."

nanc says,

"funny you should mention that..."

 
At 4/12/2006 9:18 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Ayatollah,
They appeared to me in a dream saying 'Why can't these Muzzies lighten up a bit and laugh at themselves like the Jooooz do?'

Now, there's a question!

Of course, it Muslims submitted to satire, that submission might force some change. Can't have that now, can they?

And laughter is the best medicine. Without it, one is psychologically ailing.

 
At 4/12/2006 9:20 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Merry Widow,
Do they hover overhead with antenna listening, always listening? Or do they just not have a life?

Antenna? As in alien life forms?

I'm going to get out today. I got some schoolwork done yesterday, and it's time to go for a nice spin in the convertible. Claritin first, of course. The pollen count here is astronomical.

 
At 4/12/2006 9:22 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Cubed & Nanc,
let's all have party favors - you know, the little crackers that you pull and they go "pop"...

And what should we make the wrappers of?

 
At 4/12/2006 11:27 AM, Blogger Cubed © said...

I don't know yet - I'll have to see a color picture of the real thing and go from there!

Wow, nobody seems to want to leave the party! Let's DEFINITELY do this again!

Ayatollah, you have to be the MC!

 
At 4/12/2006 12:37 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

AK should definitely be the emcee. I hope that AK will stop by often--so much to contribute.

 
At 4/12/2006 2:07 PM, Blogger nanc said...

yes, indeed. that ayatollah would be a good running mate for beamish...

 
At 4/12/2006 3:27 PM, Blogger nanc said...

i'm reading the flight 93 transcripts - it's enough to stir hatred even in the best of us. i don't know how much more i can take. "love your enemy"? yeah, right before he loves you to death.

 
At 4/12/2006 3:40 PM, Anonymous the merry widow said...

AoW- The antenna are on the chimpbushitlerhaliburton satellites the K.Rove uses to send screeching moonbats onto certain blogs to get thier **$s handed to them!!!
heehee, I love to watch thier little flippers get into a flutter!

tmw
p.s. nanc-Are too!
blessings

 
At 4/12/2006 3:51 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
I saw and heard part of those transcripts on the noon news. I cried.

I've been to Shanksville. I cried there as well.

And I don't cry easily.

We Christians are commanded to love our enemy, but we are also commanded to stand up to evil. What those 9/11 hijackers did was evil and committed in the name of allah. Despicable!

 
At 4/12/2006 3:52 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Merry Widow.
Fluttering can be entertaining.

 
At 4/12/2006 4:10 PM, Anonymous the merry widow said...

Since I home school, I don't get a chance to watch or hear the noon news. In John Eldredge's book "Wild At Heart", he points out the Jesus is a warrior! I am glad that I do not have to stand before a wrathful G*D and explain that HE and HIS people are wrong! horrific thought... Just because we have to stand up to and battle against evil in all its manifestations does call us to not sink to thier level of hatred. Because of Jesus we can grieve over all the wasted lives and talents, but we have the strength to exhibit tough love. Administering discipline to our children is hard, but we seek thier betterment, so we seek better behavior, if not by self discipline then by fear of punishment! Also, many times G*D has used nations in HIS judgement of a people. If we are called to such, may we do it in a spirit of humility!

tmw

P.S. And may Christ Himself continue to comfort and be with the families and friends of those on all 4 flights!
tmw

 
At 4/12/2006 4:15 PM, Blogger nanc said...

it's time for my Yeshua joke:

do you know why Yeshua took the whip to the moneychanger tables in the temple?














because they had not yet invented re-bar!

yes, he was pist. it is built well into all our natures. it's called righteous anger.

 
At 4/12/2006 4:24 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Merry Widow,
What a profound comment!

I teach groups of homeschoolers. Right now, we're on EASTER break.

My next two postings will be about this Easter season. I plan to post those tomorrow and on Saturday. One is a sonnet written by one of my students; it is doctrinally sound.

 
At 4/12/2006 11:19 PM, Blogger Mike's America said...

Darn: I forgot all about this special day! Though I did make some baby back ribs on Monday.

 
At 4/12/2006 11:50 PM, Blogger nanc said...

mike said,

"Darn: I forgot all about this special day!"

special as in "the short bus" special?

 
At 4/13/2006 9:34 AM, Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

AOW--we forgot to break out the "Savory Spam Crescents" recipe for this one! Now that would've been the ideal, if not kind of gross, way to celebrate MoDay.

I read in these comments also that "Marxism is alive and well". Egads. Someone give me a gun and a shovel and I'll take care of that. Too bad an idea cannot become a person to be taken care of as easily as that. Some of them instead continue to fester and infect others like viruses. I still think that apologist statements and protests regarding Islam coming from that quadrant of the Left is rather amusing.

Oh yeah, everything is because of those "racist white people" and they must be fought. Don't make me laugh so damn hard! Please. The racism left in this country is largely in the minds of elitist leftists. Admittedly my rather odd background gives me an interesting window through which to view this garbage, but still I'll stand by that statement the day Leftists stop treating minorities like museum exhibits or brownie points to show off to their friends. Please.

 
At 4/13/2006 9:49 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Pim's Ghost,
"Savory Spam Crescents" recipe

We can use the recipe for the next commemoration--MTP's death date on June 8.

 
At 4/13/2006 1:42 PM, Anonymous Ayatollah Khomeini said...

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Islam,
So it's finally all over until next year.

But one question remains - why should the Kaffirs have all the best tunes?

By next year's celebration I hope to have written a complete set of Mohmas Carols.

Possible titles are:

The Little Bomber Boy
Jingle Belts
Violent Night
While Shepherds Screw Their Flocks
Frosty the Boobytrap
Wreck the Halls
Go Shell Them From the Mountain
Oh Come all ye Fanatical
Oh Muzzie Town of Bethlehem
Slay Ride

Allahu Akhbar

- Ayatollah Khomeini
Dormitory Supervisor
al-Catamite Madrassah
Pakistan

 
At 4/13/2006 6:22 PM, Anonymous the merry widow said...

A.K.
LOL!!!!

tmw

 
At 4/13/2006 7:01 PM, Blogger nanc said...

>^,,^< meeeeeeeeeeeoww ayatollah - until next year same <^..^> station, same <^..^> channel...

 
At 4/13/2006 7:15 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

We don't have to wait for next year. June 8 is MTP's death date. We can throw quite a wake!

AK, you're such a wit. Great song titles you've got there.

 
At 4/13/2006 7:58 PM, Anonymous Ayatollah Khomeini said...

AOW said We can throw quite a wake!

A WAKE!!!
Maledictions, curses, abominations and five thousand fatwas be upon you and about you!

AOW, you use the dreaded haram word "wake"!

Are you an accursed Celt? (If so may Allah cause your bagpipes to explode, your shamrocks to have one leaf, your haggis to become extinct, and may your kilts rise up in strong winds revealing the ultimate secrets of your abominable Druidic religion to the ridicule of the general public)

Be warned - a traditional Celtic wake for the passing of our glorious prophet would be THE ULTIMATE INSULT AND ACT OF BLASPHEMY, because everyone at a wake gets in a state of inebriation which is totally forbidden by Islam.

-Ayatollah Khomeini
Principal, Bo-Peep School for young Shepherdesses

 
At 4/13/2006 8:15 PM, Anonymous the merry widow said...

AoW- Doesn't the "body" need to be on display for a week? I don't know if I could bear that! Also the lack of inebriating libations may cause a lack of attendence. Or we can just forget being "kosher" so to speak and have a real blowout! Babybacks for all!

tmw

 
At 4/13/2006 8:19 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Ayatollah,
Well, I'm not a Celt, but I AM an infidel who has already been declared a blasphemer. So I might as well continue to blaspheme because I've already been condemned.

five thousand fatwas

Excellent! I'm collecting them. My mantra is "Go ye forth and collect fatwas."

 
At 4/13/2006 8:21 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Merry Widow,
A week for the body to be on display? Hard liquor will definitely be required to endure that display!

A cyber wake doesn't preclude what libertarians want to eat or drink. LOL.

 
At 4/13/2006 8:22 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Merry Widow,
And one more thing...My Savior is resurrected and sits at God the Father's right hand. MTP, on the other hand, is entombed.

 
At 4/13/2006 9:04 PM, Blogger nanc said...

a song ayatollah forgot:

eeeny meeeny
miney mo

catch a dhimmi
by the toe

if he hollers
make him say

the God of israel
is boss today!

 
At 4/13/2006 9:06 PM, Blogger nanc said...

He is not here

for He has risen!

Praise the God of israel!

 
At 4/13/2006 10:14 PM, Blogger nanc said...

what do you call a chicken blt?

a swine flew sandwich!

 
At 4/13/2006 11:07 PM, Blogger Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Damn, I forgot to buy Muhammad a birthday present.

What do you get for a guy who can persuade his nephew that he oughta divorce his wife so Allah's Apostle can bang her too?

I get him some gold fronts for his grill next year. Mo's a straight up playa.

 
At 4/14/2006 7:51 AM, Anonymous the merry widow said...

The only tomb that is empty! One day ours will be too, unless we are blessed to blow right through Death! Wouldn't that be something? It makes this almost senior citizen giddy!!!

Joyful Easter!

tmw

 
At 4/14/2006 7:58 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
You have a way with poetry.

Mr. Beamish,
Too bad that you and AK missed the little celebration here. I can see the dueling satires right now.

Merry Widow,
Yes! Here's hoping that your Easter celebration is a blessed one. Of course, we have to wait for eternity for the BEST celebration of all.

 
At 4/14/2006 4:57 PM, Blogger nanc said...

aow - i fired a missive your way.

as for the poetry - my husband thinks he's kin to wierd al yankovich. he butchers nearly every song he hears. like that old beatles tune "the girl with colitis goes by" - yeah, it's neverending around here! nary a tear and loads of laughter.

 

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